Pubic Hair Smoking Is The Newest Trend Among Junkies

t seems like every day you are hearing about some new fad, drug addicts are doing. There seems to be no bottom to the lows some people are willing to go just to get high. Take this story for example. What, other than pure desperation, could drive someone to do something so depraved.

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In prisons, cigarettes are used as currencies in addition to getting high. After many prisons in Isle of Man banned cigarettes, prisoners were left with no choice but to boil up nicotine patches to extract the nicotine from home made cigarettes.

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But when even that was not enough to curb their addiction, many parishioners started to smoke their pubic hair after rolling them up with tea leaves and banana skins. Curiosity hit the researchers who were observing the behaviors and lives of prisoners there and started a separate study on effects of smoking pubic hair.

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The study showed that the junkie prisoners who smoke are less aggressive and more efficient in handling stressful situations. Unfortunately, the worst performers were smokers suffering from withdrawal pangs. One former prisoner said: ‘…people with money could afford to get their friends that didn’t have money a pack, because everybody in prison is a lot calmer with cigarettes.’

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Those who had to ease their pangs would then smoke their pubic hair and claimed that they felt the sam high they got from smoking the normal nicotine and tobacco rich cigarettes. Some smokers would fill the normal cigarettes with a few their pubes to increase its volume.